Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom? WTF?

Posted by Nick

March 28, 2008

Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston at the Cannes Film Festival in 2004

Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston looked like more than just friends at Eva Longoria’s new restaurant Beso earlier this week. An onlooker told the New York Post:

“They were sitting very close and she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world.”

Last we heard, Bloom was model Miranda Kerr’s main man, but she was “nowhere to be found” at the party. (Source)

Miranda was probably sitting at home . . . with her three kids . . . four course dinner waiting on the table by candlelight . . . sobbing into her fifth glass of Jack Daniels because the man she fell in love with so many years ago wasn’t home yet and God only knows what floozy that two-timing backstabber was with this time WHY DAD?!? WHY DID YOU DESTROY US?!? . . . wait a minute, what were we talking about again?